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    The Joke that Never Ends

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    Re: The Joke that Never Ends

    Post by Zari on 05/04/10, 12:32 pm

    And by midget dick, I mean she runs an orphanage for kids named Richard.
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    Post by tuck on 05/04/10, 12:35 pm

    and by "runs an orphanage for kids named Richard", I mean "gets a train run on her by 50 guys named Richard"
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    Post by Queenofinsanity6 on 05/04/10, 11:18 pm

    And by 'gets a train run on her,' I mean she's a railroad conductor.
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    Post by tuck on 06/04/10, 10:32 am

    And by 'Railroad conductor', I mean dirty, dirty whore.
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    Post by elanya on 06/04/10, 11:08 am

    And by 'dirty, dirty whore,' I mean she's an archaeologist
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    Post by tuck on 06/04/10, 11:15 am

    And by 'archaeologist', I mean she's so old her vagina is listed on the national historic monument registry. Also, it gets more visitors per year than Mount Rushmore.
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    Post by elanya on 06/04/10, 11:22 am

    By which I mean, she volunteers as a docent at the local art museum.
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    Post by Kitrazzle on 18/04/10, 02:05 pm

    By which I mean, she's been the subject of hardcore BDSM photography.
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    Post by tuck on 24/04/10, 11:52 am

    By which I mean she volunteers at the local battered women's shelter.
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    Post by Queenofinsanity6 on 24/04/10, 07:09 pm

    ... By which I mean she belongs to an extremely abusive pimp who's tired of her STDs losing him customers
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    Post by tuck on 15/07/10, 11:12 am

    ...by which I mean your dad is concerned about her health.
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    Post by Queenofinsanity6 on 03/10/10, 05:53 pm

    By which I mean her herpesyphilaids is losing him money.
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    Post by tuck on 03/10/10, 06:36 pm

    By which I mean she's very mindful of her family's economic situation.
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    Post by Josh on 03/10/10, 08:22 pm

    By which I mean she only blew half her paycheck on coke. Which is funny, as blowing is how she got it.
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    Post by Queenofinsanity6 on 04/10/10, 12:59 am

    By which I mean she collects Coca Cola memorabilia with the money she earns as a glassblower.
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    Post by tuck on 04/10/10, 09:03 am

    By which I mean... damn dude, I don't even know. Your mom's a whore.
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    Post by Queenofinsanity6 on 04/10/10, 02:48 pm

    lol!

    By which I mean she runs a very reputable escort service.
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    Post by tuck on 04/10/10, 03:01 pm

    By which I mean everyone knows what a slut she is.
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    Post by Queenofinsanity6 on 04/10/10, 03:21 pm

    And by slut, I mean the witty acronym for some generic well meaning good morals and apple pie society.
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    Post by tuck on 04/10/10, 03:28 pm

    (Society for the Liberation of Underprivileged Teens?)

    And by that I mean a bored housewife who has lots of promiscuous sex with strangers while her husband is out.
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    Post by elanya on 04/10/10, 05:25 pm

    And by 'husband' I mean pimp.
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    Post by tuck on 04/10/10, 05:41 pm

    And by 'Pimp' I mean he dresses eclectically.
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    Post by Queenofinsanity6 on 04/10/10, 11:43 pm

    And by dresses eclectically, I mean he's a drug dealer who is too busy 'testing his product' to care about what he's wearing.
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    Re: The Joke that Never Ends

    Post by tuck on 05/10/10, 10:19 am

    And by drug dealer, I mean he's a respected pharmacist at the local health clinic.
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    Post by Queenofinsanity6 on 05/10/10, 05:29 pm

    And by works at the local health clinic, I mean he's likes to play doctor

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