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    Memorable quotes

    Post by tuck on 05/03/10, 12:35 pm

    Just to get us started. Feel free to add your own! Very Happy

    Eitri wrote:Oh sheet... you deed that.

    Esperanza wrote:Since when am I half white?!

    Eitri wrote:Yah, we really fucked de dog on dat one.
    later
    You see? You do fuck de dog!

    Josh wrote:Just saying. Stripper crawling towards you: hot. Stripper crawling towards you across the ceiling: fucking terrifying.

    Simon wrote:Never philosophize with an angry vampire.
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    Post by Queenofinsanity6 on 08/03/10, 02:35 am

    Simon wrote:So how exactly does the thunder have sex?
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    Post by tuck on 08/03/10, 02:37 am

    hehehe... you're totally going back through the recording for quotes, aren't you? Very Happy
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    Post by Queenofinsanity6 on 08/03/10, 02:41 am

    ...Maybe...
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    Post by Queenofinsanity6 on 08/03/10, 02:47 am

    Rachel wrote:What, did you think you were special or something?

    Bea wrote:I think there was LSD on that arrowhead

    Bea wrote:Can you still see through my arm? Then I'm fine.

    Bea wrote:We're not Norse Jesus!
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    Post by Josh on 08/03/10, 02:54 am

    Hehe, awesome. I'd forgotten the "Norse Jesus" line. Very Happy
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    Re: Memorable quotes

    Post by Queenofinsanity6 on 08/03/10, 03:30 am

    Amy wrote:Your sister's telekinetic? She's like Jean Grey?

    Eitri wrote:You didn't take the elevator?

    Amy wrote:No, it's not water under the bridge, that's what I'm saying! There's water EVERYWHERE!

    Bea wrote:DOUBLETAP!

    Amy wrote:Hold on. Not done freaking out.

    Bea wrote:How do you buy underwear?

    Nils and Eitri wrote:"Holy fucking hell!"
    "I wouldn't do that if I were you."
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    Post by Queenofinsanity6 on 08/03/10, 04:09 am

    Ella wrote:My bird is gonna bitchslap your cat

    Esperanza wrote:Balder than who?

    Rachel wrote:Well, that's technically true, although I know who my father is, unlike SOME people I know.

    Esperanza wrote:Who the HELL are you?

    Esperanza wrote:He's shorter than I thought he'd be.

    Tuck wrote:I still think I can bench press you.

    Nils wrote:When one does not know the whole it is impossible to say how much of it one knows.

    Also, I don't know if it's the actual file or just a bad download, but about two thirds of the way through the speed slows down and it sounds like we're all drunk. It amused me greatly!


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    Re: Memorable quotes

    Post by elanya on 08/03/10, 09:08 am

    I forget what the underwear quote is about :o
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    Post by Queenofinsanity6 on 08/03/10, 04:40 pm

    We were discussing how Nils had to bring sheets to put down if he was sleeping in someone else's bed, and Bea asked that right out of nowhere in response.
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    Post by ivy91189 on 08/03/10, 10:16 pm

    This one wasn't in the game, but I found it in the Scion book. It made me laugh.

    "Whether he's naked or clothed, he's always the best dressed man in the room."
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    Post by Queenofinsanity6 on 08/03/10, 10:22 pm

    hee, nice
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    Re: Memorable quotes

    Post by Queenofinsanity6 on 22/03/10, 11:19 pm

    Josh wrote:Let the record show that bear innards are indeed tasty.

    Nils wrote:Aimee, your bike's kind of a douche

    Zari wrote:Quit lesbian subtexting my game!

    Bea wrote:I want something with meat and beer.

    Bea wrote:Oh god yes, I need a twelve egg omelet right now.

    Aimee wrote:No, the good Loki!

    Aimee wrote:It's Loki, he could be fucking Jim Carrey.

    Bea wrote:That means one of your brothers is a horse!

    Aimee wrote:Yeah, she's a big snake. Nils just never noticed before.

    Aimee wrote:Did you check? I mean, you are Loki's kid.
    (in reference to hooves)

    Esperanza and Aimee wrote:"It was just a penis joke, however you want to take it."
    "I really don't"

    Aimee wrote:You also got a jacket that kills Steve.

    Esperanza and Nils wrote:"I've got a coat that flashes people. I can do that already!"
    "Darling, I don't think it has quite the same effect."
    "You haven't seen me on a good night"

    Aimee wrote:We have diplomatic immunity to the laws of physics?

    Aimee wrote:WHAT WITH THE NORSE GODS BEING OUR PARENTS!

    Bea wrote:We're at least moderately average heroes!

    Esperanza wrote:Can I have a car?

    Bea wrote:Hey, Nils. My dad can beat up your dad

    Bea wrote:Is there a ceremony? I think when they say marry, they really mean fucked.

    Simon wrote:Did you come with the name?

    Aimee wrote:A little over twenty-four hours ago, your godly dad told you you were a demigod. But me winning the lottery is too far?

    Bea wrote:Wait, is that why you don't get in the van?

    Tuck wrote:I shoot him

    Eitre wrote:Now, young lady, I designed that coat, but I'd prefer if you... there's a coatrack.


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    Re: Memorable quotes

    Post by elanya on 22/03/10, 11:25 pm

    Odin and Simon wrote:

    "If it helps, I want you to know that I will take anything you've got."

    "Uh, can I get a rain check on that?"

    (I still don't know how that line was meant to be taken, but it definitely made me go o_O)
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    Re: Memorable quotes

    Post by Queenofinsanity6 on 04/04/10, 06:52 pm

    Chad wrote:Just think of them as really scary dogs!

    Bea wrote:You be safe-You be safer.

    Steve wrote:Can you explain what's with all the midgets?

    Tuck wrote:That's right, you're a bad warcraft race

    Bea wrote:Humanoid subtype fabulous

    Esperanza wrote:Didn't you always wonder why Vampirism always turns people gay?

    Bea wrote:You might, like, not, because you're an elf. Who's gay.

    Bea wrote:You're totally a were-elf now

    Esperanza wrote:We need marching order

    Esperanza wrote:Don't do anything Bruce Willis wouldn't do.

    Nils wrote:Chaddimus, you need to stay alive so we can continue sleeping together.
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    Post by Queenofinsanity6 on 04/04/10, 11:13 pm

    Bea wrote:Is there any particular thing I should be doing with my hands here?

    Bea wrote:SO, does everyone with the god parent thing get fancy names? We don't get a 'Steve' or a 'Frank'?

    Shelby wrote:Does that make me a cleric? What's a cleric?
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    Post by Queenofinsanity6 on 14/04/10, 11:34 pm

    Tuck wrote:Olaf is actually Dwarven for 'I have a ten foot penis'

    Eitre wrote:I can make theories, but I can't really build you one.

    Eitre wrote:You want me to make your bike into soup?

    Shelby wrote:I don't have anything to bitch about now.

    Ambrose wrote:Don't bring the cane.

    Bea wrote:It wouldn't be the first time you've stood up a guy.

    Nils wrote:Oh, because that's totally safe, right?

    Josh wrote:He's taking it into consideration-he's just ignoring it.

    Josh wrote:I killed 11 innocent people and all I got is this stupid t-shirt
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    Post by Queenofinsanity6 on 15/04/10, 02:16 am

    Aimee wrote:We can't just final solution all the Danicas, guys.

    Eitre wrote:But they're so cute
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    Post by Queenofinsanity6 on 15/04/10, 02:36 pm

    Simon wrote:Well, Bea, you have the phone. Call Acme and get on that!

    Heather wrote:I want to see what kind of equipment it has.

    Aimee and Nils wrote:Your dad's a giant!
    My dad's shorter than me!

    Bea wrote: Call up Oma and Pop Pop, and lets crush these things

    Aimee wrote:They're spiders. Shouldn't they be connected to the web?

    Chad wrote:Build snowcones!

    Zari wrote:Eventually, that's not destruction. That's erotic!

    Simon wrote:Do you really want the spiders to be sexually attracted to you?

    Esperanza wrote:I can fly, what do I need practical shoes for?

    Bea wrote:Alright, time to test out what daddy gave me!

    Shelby/everyone wrote: Buttlove!

    Nils wrote:I was trying to help yooooooooouuuuuuu!

    Aimee wrote:So was that a win? Because it doesn't feel like a win.
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    Post by Queenofinsanity6 on 13/05/10, 03:18 am

    Connie and Aimee wrote:"Wow"
    "Not my usual, but yeah!"

    Aimee wrote:I want to say 'that's ridiculous,' but we just killed a giant spider in the MSC.

    Esperanza wrote:Don't drink and spider

    Chad wrote:We knew he was kinky, but DAMN

    Esperanza wrote:They took him to Beutal. They just told him he was pregnant.

    Chad wrote:You're pregnant, and it appears to be an arachnid

    Eitre wrote:Oh, sure. I know all about the spider butts.

    Aimee wrote:I wonder if we could sic Steve on this guy.

    Esperanza wrote:We blow stuff up

    Bea wrote:We could go track down Blondie von Spiderbutt

    Aimee wrote:I wanna be there when Connie sees the sexy man.


    Aimee wrote:You know, if we have any trouble, Ronnie can just flash him and we can get the hell out of there.

    Bea wrote:WINKERBEAN! I'd give you a nickname, but it'd be less embarrassing!

    Aimee wrote:Tinkywinkerbean. It is possible to get more embarrasing

    Aimee and Esperanza wrote:Well, hello
    Is your roommate home?

    Jack wrote:My name is Jack Smith. Yeah, I know, it's a real name, I promise.

    Aimee wrote:So they don't call you Stinkytinkywinkerbean? We came up with it on the way up.

    Jack wrote:I CAN be Oscar.

    Tuck wrote:I could never do it in the spider butt

    Josh wrote:In answer to your query... You need to do it in the spiderbutt.

    Esperanza wrote:Aimee, why don't you go ahead and get started while I get set up?

    Aimee wrote:Oh, to hell with this. Dude, why were you in a spider ass?

    Aimee wrote:Spider ass! You! In! NAKED no less!

    Aimee wrote:Turn around. Yeah, that's the guy alright!

    Esperanza wrote:Should we check him for like, brain implants or something. Can we do that?

    Zari wrote:Well, breast implants don't actually work. (Silence) Like, they don't function as breasts.

    Esperanza wrote:I don't know. Do your thing. What do you do? You do what you do when you do what you do.

    Aimee wrote:That's the thing. When I do that voodoo that I do. I think I might be able to punch THROUGH somebody.

    Esperanza wrote:I'm pretty sure if I was in a giant spider, I'd know why.

    Bea wrote:Are you naked yet?

    Josh wrote:Errumatio. The truly unforgivable curse.

    Josh wrote:They called me Stinkytinkywinkerbean, but no more!

    Jack and Esperanza wrote:Who are you?
    Aside from hot, half naked girls?
    Fair point

    Bea and Esperanza wrote:You naked?
    No
    Why not?

    Aimee wrote:Bea, have you ever considered how weird a question that is? (In reference to above)

    Chad and Esperanza wrote:The Corps is creating clones!
    In giant spider asses
    That would make so much sense

    Esperanza, Aimee, and Simon wrote:Voted most likely to be found in a giant spider ass
    How many of us have gotten that one before?
    *raises hand* It was in WoW, for the record!

    Jack and random corps dudes (As imagined by Aimee and Bea) wrote:So guess what I heard? Stinkytinkywinkerbean
    Wow, we didn't know we could make it more embarrassing!

    Shelby wrote:Well, (Tuck isn't) really a boy, but I can't call him a man.

    Simon wrote:This guy doesn't even play Farmville!

    Tuck and Josh wrote:There's a knack for that

    Note wrote:Hey Jack. Call me back, or I'll tell them you ran from a strippergram.~The strippers

    Bea wrote:Most people don't run from strippers.

    Zari wrote:Cloaca sex later.

    Bea wrote:Oh, god this would be so much easier if he was a chick and we were playing lacrosse

    Connie wrote:Sweetie, he makes a really believable chick.

    Aimee wrote:I think the guilt and the drink come from the same place. Well, I mean the drink comes from the bottle, but...

    Esperanza and Aimee wrote:Look into my eyes
    I'm staring at your boobs

    Connie wrote:And lo, Nils did stop drinking

    Chad and Aimee wrote:We're supposed to be positive
    I'm positive he's an alcoholic

    Josh wrote:Make babies. Maaaaake them.

    Aimee wrote:The drinking age in our hotel room is whatever the hell we want it to be.

    Chad wrote:It's only sleazy the first time

    Everyone wrote:Slinky-inky-finky-drinky-kinky-pinky-shrinky-dinky-stinky-tinky-winkerbean

    Shelby wrote:Imagine if that was someone's name. They could never have sex!
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    Re: Memorable quotes

    Post by elanya on 29/09/10, 07:02 pm

    Indigo to Chad, about Sigma Phi boys: Are the rest of them like you?

    Chad: No, most of them are bottoms.
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    Re: Memorable quotes

    Post by tuck on 29/09/10, 07:04 pm

    lol!

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